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[CaptainZok]

Copper on the gates at Seaforth dock sees this bloke walkin out pushin a wheelbarrow of soil every day so he searches it and finds break all.
Day in, day out it goes on for 20 years until the day old Billy the docker retires.
The copper sees him in the pub weeks later and says "Come on Billy I know you were at it, you can tell me now, what were you pinching?"
"Wheelbarrows mate."

[miggy]

Brilliant...

[Darth Loo-knee]

LMAO I really do like that Captain

[CaptainZok]

LMAO I really do like that Captain

That'll be all the wheelbarrows goin missing from JCB next week then.

[Darth Loo-knee]

LMAO I really do like that Captain

That'll be all the wheelbarrows goin missing from JCB next week then.

SSSSshhhhhhhhhhh

[Andy B]

A Rosyth dockyard worker actually did that with GRP canoes. Drove in with a canoe trailer complete with some conoes on it. Drove out later in the day, different scurity & more canoes than he'd come in with. All conoes made on the premises.

[Tony H]

ANOTHER LIVERPOOL DOCKER JOKE
A reporter from a local Liverpool paper is doing a feature on the dockworkers, he's walking along the key when he saw a crowd of dockers stood in a circle, curious the reporter walked over to see what was going on he saw a docker clutching his stomach rolling round on the floor in agony. Turning to another worker he inquired what was going on, the docker replied" he's dying for a sh1t", "then why doesn't he go?" the reporter replied, what in his fvcking lunch hour was the retort