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« on: 21 March 2008, 00:48:21 »

Some of the elder members may sympathise.....

Recently, I was diagnosed with : A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.  This is how it manifests:  

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the table that I collected from the letter box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that it is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post-box when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only 1 cheque left. My extra cheques are in my desk upstairs, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke  aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - they need water.

I put the Coke on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realise that tonight when we watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote control, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote control back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

 - the car isn't washed

- the bills aren't paid

- there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the worktop

- the flowers don't have enough water

 - there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book

- I can't find the remote control

- I can't find my glasses

- and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired. I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

.....and here I still am....     Ho Hummm...   ;D
« Last Edit: 21 March 2008, 00:57:54 by hotel21 »
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Re: AAADD
« Reply #1 on: 21 March 2008, 00:51:43 »

I'm not that old but that sounds like my average weekend too ;D ;D ;D
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Re: AAADD
« Reply #2 on: 21 March 2008, 00:56:30 »

So that's why nothing gets done even though I am tired at the end of the day, well about 7.00pm, snooze time.  :D :D  :y
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Re: AAADD
« Reply #3 on: 21 March 2008, 07:38:33 »

how true  ;D
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Re: AAADD
« Reply #4 on: 21 March 2008, 22:34:29 »

Right on!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: AAADD
« Reply #5 on: 21 March 2008, 22:37:43 »

Yes, I am noticing some similarities here too.

Mix with booze for even more confusion. :D
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Re: AAADD
« Reply #6 on: 21 March 2008, 23:47:31 »

You left the remote in the car, the can of coke found it's way to the bathroom, the flowers are in the postbox & i'm looking into home help for you!!!!!!!!! :D ;D
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