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This made me laugh, swear word inside.
« on: 14 May 2012, 16:01:42 »

An old man was driving along the M25 when he got a call on his car phone. Answering the call it was his wife who said to him, "Vernon be careful, apparently there's a car driving the wrong way up the M25". He replied to his wife, "I know, it's not just one there's oppsing hundreds of them". 
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Re: This made me laugh, swear word inside.
« Reply #1 on: 14 May 2012, 19:09:55 »

 ;D ;D Nice one.  :y
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