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Darth Loo-knee

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After ten Jokes
« on: 18 April 2008, 22:12:37 »
Teacher tells the class, "Make a sentence with the word Dough in it!"

Little Jane throws her hand up, "In Italy they make Pizzas out of special dough!"
"Very good Jane" teacher replies...
Mary puts her hand up, "My baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play dough".
"Excellent" says the teacher...
Bobby raises his hand, "My Mummy says that Dad is so useless she has to use a dil dough!"

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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #1 on: 18 April 2008, 22:14:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D...... :y
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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #2 on: 18 April 2008, 22:16:38 »
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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #3 on: 18 April 2008, 22:17:14 »
Zeus the Greek God, flying over anicent Greece spotted a gorgeous naked woman, washing by a Lake.
He went and made love to her. Then he told her, "In nine months time you will have a child and call him Hercules." She smiled and replied, "In nine days you will have a rash called Herpes!
Now F**k Off!!"

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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #4 on: 18 April 2008, 22:18:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Debs.

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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #5 on: 18 April 2008, 22:20:30 »
 ;D ;D ;D Herpes!......Hahahaha!  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #6 on: 18 April 2008, 23:13:08 »
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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #7 on: 18 April 2008, 23:20:49 »
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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #8 on: 19 April 2008, 01:08:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: After ten Jokes
« Reply #9 on: 19 April 2008, 08:20:24 »
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Zeus the Greek God, flying over anicent Greece spotted a gorgeous naked woman, washing by a Lake.
He went and made love to her. Then he told her, "In nine months time you will have a child and call him Hercules." She smiled and replied, "In nine days you will have a rash called Herpes!
Now F**k Off!!"

 ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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