...they soon got their sorry arses up here when i said don't wory 5 of us will sort it and hand them over to you when you ordane to turn up....i had 2 cars and a rowdy wagon with 2 minutes
now what was the customer service bod saying about not being able to turn up?

Calls are graded. Unless you expect the call taker to magic some more police officers from a box under the desk, an assault with injury is going to rank higher than a simple burglary. Equally, now you've got the response you wanted, someone else is further down the list and waiting longer.
The police service is far too top heavy (notice how the car park at the local nick fills up about half eight on Monday and empties at half four on Friday...) - but unless we get more police officers on the beat, and less paper weight (see what I did there) around their necks, someone is going to suffer the effects. In many places, they already are.
Some will point out that the number of police officers has increased in the last 100 years, but so has both crime*, and the amount of hoops to be jumped through when dealing with them. Does anyone actually want police officers sitting in an office for hours filing reports for fairly minor criminal damage and verbal abuse incidents, as opposed to a ten-minute handover to the custody Sgt and back out on the street? Has anyone asked us?
*naturally, some would look at the statistics and say that police officers are in fact causing crime...
