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Author Topic: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny  (Read 1154 times)

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maria

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some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« on: 04 May 2008, 00:54:17 »
A womanis admiring a man's arm tattoos and saying how nice they look. ' Thanks a lot' the man says.
I've also got a monkey tattoo on my belly'. That sounds fantastic the woman says, I wonder could you show it to me. No the man tells her but you can put your hand inside my pocket and play with his tail if you like  ;D
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #1 on: 04 May 2008, 00:56:48 »
 :o :o :-[        And from a lady too.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #2 on: 04 May 2008, 00:58:48 »
never heard it called a monkeys tail before  ;D ;D....congratulations baron mike :y
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #3 on: 04 May 2008, 00:59:49 »
I know loads mike f, well i love to make people laugh ;D
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #4 on: 04 May 2008, 01:05:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D Hahahaha......that`s naughty but nice, Maria!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #5 on: 04 May 2008, 01:10:12 »
A parrot swallows a viagra tablet so his owner puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later, When the owner opens the freezer, he finds the parrot dripping in sweat, How come you're sweating after all this time in the freezer?he asks, The parrot replies, Do you know how hard it is to make love to a frozen chicken ;D
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #6 on: 04 May 2008, 01:13:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #7 on: 04 May 2008, 01:13:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #8 on: 04 May 2008, 08:46:00 »
Oooh & from a Lady  :o :o :o

Like em Maria  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #9 on: 04 May 2008, 20:01:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: some good jokes, but they are rude and funny
« Reply #10 on: 04 May 2008, 20:23:44 »
 ;D ;D :y
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