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Impotance of a tax return
« on: 10 February 2013, 19:18:01 »
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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #1 on: 10 February 2013, 19:43:57 »
Like your subject title mate - "Impotance of a tax return" - Freudian slip maybe  ::)
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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #2 on: 10 February 2013, 19:47:18 »
Quote from: dbug on 10 February 2013, 19:43:57
Like your subject title mate - "Impotance of a tax return" - Freudian slip maybe  ::)

Well paying tax can make you impotent with the shock of it all! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #3 on: 10 February 2013, 20:34:59 »
Last year HMRC accused me of submitting an unacceptable tax return.

It was blank. They sent me the blank form and got very irate when I said I had not submitted it and it must be someone at HMRC.

Turns out they had posted it to themselves and not to me.

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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #4 on: 10 February 2013, 20:49:22 »
Quote from: dbug on 10 February 2013, 19:43:57
Like your subject title mate - "Impotance of a tax return" - Freudian slip maybe  ::)



just a freudiant slip :y
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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #5 on: 10 February 2013, 21:40:47 »
A guy goes to the doctor

Comes home dressed in an evening suit with top hat and the works

His wife asks why he is dressed like that

Guy replies that if the doctor says he he impotent, then he he damn well going to look important !
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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #6 on: 10 February 2013, 22:18:09 »
Yesterday got letter from Hm Revenue & Customs-Thought crikey how much do those robbing gits people want now!!
But to my surprise I got a cheque 8) 8)
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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #7 on: 10 February 2013, 22:22:56 »
you will probably get a letter tomorow asking for it back  :y
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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #8 on: 10 February 2013, 22:31:32 »
Quote from: the alarming man on 10 February 2013, 22:22:56
you will probably get a letter tomorow asking for it back  :y
Dee (mrs) Said - Monday you will get letter asking for double that (cheque) :D :D :D
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Re: Impotance of a tax return
« Reply #9 on: 10 February 2013, 22:45:28 »
Quote from: the alarming man on 10 February 2013, 22:22:56
you will probably get a letter tomorrow asking for it back  :y

Exactly what happened to me a few years ago  ::) ::)
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