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GastronomicKleptomaniac

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I just ordered a takeaway...
« on: 03 March 2013, 17:48:54 »
...and after thinking I recognised the voice of the young lady on the other end, realised I was speaking to my ex from a lot of years ago. I've moved since then, and I'm losing my voice, so I'm not sure if she'll have recognised my sultry tones... but I'll still be checking the food for evidence of spittling and foreign objects*...  :D

*more than usual
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Re: I just ordered a takeaway...
« Reply #1 on: 03 March 2013, 18:57:06 »
I collected a chinky last year, the girl on the counter was next doors devil girl, evil 17 yr old, never went again,
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Re: I just ordered a takeaway...
« Reply #2 on: 03 March 2013, 19:25:43 »
Curry?
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Re: I just ordered a takeaway...
« Reply #3 on: 03 March 2013, 21:24:01 »
Me too. Bottle of scotch.
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Re: I just ordered a takeaway...
« Reply #4 on: 04 March 2013, 16:08:52 »
Parmo. God's own takeaway. If he liked heart attacks and grease. :y
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Re: I just ordered a takeaway...
« Reply #5 on: 04 March 2013, 18:06:16 »
Quote from: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 03 March 2013, 17:48:54
...and after thinking I recognised the voice of the young lady on the other end, realised I was speaking to my ex from a lot of years ago. I've moved since then, and I'm losing my voice, so I'm not sure if she'll have recognised my sultry tones... but I'll still be checking the food for evidence of spittling and foreign objects*...  :D

*more than usual

If it tastes like s*ite you know what has happened.  :o :o :o :o
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