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[Varche]

Fun Quiz... Some lateral thinking required!

1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. …What was the third child ‘s name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers… What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, …what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much soil is there in a hole …that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language …is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. … How is this possible?

7. In Yorkshire, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. …Why not?

8. What was the Prime Minister's Name… in 1975?

9. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say,… “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

[Rog]

1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. …What was the third child ‘s name?

Oh, not another one

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers… What does he weigh?

Meat

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, …what was the highest mountain in the world?

Mt Everest

4. How much soil is there in a hole …that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

Dunno

5. What word in the English Language …is always spelled incorrectly?

Dunno

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. … How is this possible?

He's Aussie

7. In Yorkshire, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. …Why not?

Dunno

8. What was the Prime Minister's Name… in 1975?

Hmmmm  Heath ?

9. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Oh dear . . . . . . . . 1st ?  Nah too obvious

10. Which is correct to say,… “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

Its yellow

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  I'll leave this for others

[bigbadee]

cant do number 6 wifey thinks she knows put me out of misery please .Havent answered the others as don't want to spoil it for others or show that I got them all wrong realy

[Murph]

1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. …What was the third child ‘s name?

Johnny

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers… What does he weigh?

Meat

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, …what was the highest mountain in the world?

Mt Everest

4. How much soil is there in a hole …that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

None

5. What word in the English Language …is always spelled incorrectly?

incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. … How is this possible?

He's Aussie

7. In Yorkshire, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. …Why not?

Dunno

8. What was the Prime Minister's Name… in 1975?

Hmmmm  Heath ?

9. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

2nd

10. Which is correct to say,… “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

Neither - Its yellow

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

One big haystack.

[bigbadee]

Fun Quiz... Some lateral thinking required!

1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. …What was the third child ‘s name?
Johnny
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers… What does he weigh?
Meat
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, …what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt Everest
4. How much soil is there in a hole …that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
None
5. What word in the English Language …is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. … How is this possible?
He is a Auzzie
7. In Yorkshire, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. …Why not?
cant take a photo with a wooden leg need a camera
8. What was the Prime Minister's Name… in 1975?
same as it is today david cameron
9. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place
10. Which is correct to say,… “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
its yellow

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

one big one

[Varche]

 

[Rog]

Do you ever get one of those days when you feel really really stupid ?   

I do, 24/7   

[tigers_gonads]

How do you take a picture with a wooden leg 

[TheBoy]

Doh! Fell foul of the soil in the hole 

[Toledodude1973]

just tested my 16 year old son ......got a bit narked at his results, all good fun,thanks

[bigegg]

duplicate answer, which I didn't see