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Limp mode
« on: 13 February 2014, 18:23:52 »
As in the title but not the mig NO!!.

No its a thing called a 17 years old son. This poor unfortunate who works tirelessly for just two & half days a week at college has been stuck in limp mode for days now. Kevin and perry has resurfaced here and its not his fault he is like this and doesn't no why its mine because i don't understand teenagers.

Now i am thinking about doing some work on him but mother says NO !!
I thought maybe some jump leads on his gonads or maybe some dreaded easy start down his throat.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Kids who have them.  >:( >:( >:( >:(   
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Re: Limp mode
« Reply #1 on: 13 February 2014, 18:26:53 »
So standing him on the naughty step hasn't helped? Bugger me, I'm surprised such a reprimand hasn't worked...   ::)

My dad motivated me with the back of his hand. Harsh, but fair. And effective. Beats all this modern day wank.
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Re: Limp mode
« Reply #2 on: 13 February 2014, 19:05:20 »
Been there with ours to a certain extent but more daughter than son whose lethargy came a little later but only in doing a thesis which he left to last minute. With my daughter it was a case of being around for support, making constructive (at least I thought so) suggestions, being a bit of a taxi, finding out slowly what real problem was - college work, awkward friends, bullying etc and we sort of got through it.

No set answer but just stay in touch without nagging I suppose.
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Re: Limp mode
« Reply #3 on: 13 February 2014, 19:21:42 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 13 February 2014, 18:26:53
So standing him on the naughty step hasn't helped? Bugger me, I'm surprised such a reprimand hasn't worked...   ::)

My dad motivated me with the back of his hand. Harsh, but fair. And effective. Beats all this modern day wank.

Bang on the money  :y :y :y :y
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Re: Limp mode
« Reply #4 on: 13 February 2014, 22:15:50 »
Before the wife and I had kids we used to spank each other.
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Re: Limp mode
« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2014, 00:27:00 »
We need a spank,wank and sex thread,better than them rubber tyre threads........
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Re: Limp mode
« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2014, 00:38:02 »
Quote from: The Mad mechanic on 14 February 2014, 00:27:00
We need a spank,wank and sex thread,better than them rubber tyre threads........

Some round here get off on tyre threads!  ;)
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