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« on: 13 June 2008, 01:22:33 »
I walked up to the petrol station next to the local pub at kicking out time the other night.

The girl behing the glass said, "What can I get for you"?

I said, "Get me a kit kat chunky"

So, she walk off and returns with a chocolate bar.

I looked at her, then the bar, then her, and said,

"No! I said a kit kat you fat cow!"

 :D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 13 June 2008, 01:25:18 »
 ::) ::) hes on the whisky!
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Been there, fallen over it!

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 13 June 2008, 06:07:48 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 13 June 2008, 09:45:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 13 June 2008, 09:48:38 »
The old ones are .... still the old ones ...   :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 13 June 2008, 15:56:53 »
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The old ones are .... still the old ones ...   :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Talkig about yourself there entwood? ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 13 June 2008, 23:44:16 »
Brave man. Await the wrath of our lady members. I wish you well. :-/
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« Reply #7 on: 13 June 2008, 23:47:07 »
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Brave man. Await the wrath of our lady members. I wish you well. :-/
P.S. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
              :'( :'( :'(          8-)
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« Reply #8 on: 14 June 2008, 00:09:01 »
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Brave man. Await the wrath of our lady members. I wish you well. :-/

He got away with it.. ;D ;D ;D
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