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willyboy

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Joke !!
« on: 15 June 2008, 12:33:18 »
 

A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor !!', and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'.

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.

'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around.

There is silence for a few seconds before an elderly male voice is heard
from a distant corner..
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'I think my missus caught a glimpse....'
 ;D
 

 

 

 

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Re: Joke !!
« Reply #1 on: 15 June 2008, 12:52:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Joke !!
« Reply #2 on: 15 June 2008, 13:43:30 »
Thats a good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke !!
« Reply #3 on: 15 June 2008, 14:38:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke !!
« Reply #4 on: 15 June 2008, 14:45:08 »
cruel but very good! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke !!
« Reply #5 on: 15 June 2008, 15:20:14 »
A little moderator pruning here to keep it on topic  :y

But, very good!
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Re: Joke !!
« Reply #6 on: 15 June 2008, 19:13:36 »
looks more like you used a chainsaw!!! ;D ;D
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Re: Joke !!
« Reply #7 on: 15 June 2008, 19:35:17 »
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looks more like you used a chainsaw!!! ;D ;D

;D
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« Reply #8 on: 15 June 2008, 19:35:50 »
Where have you been hiding Mr Sassanch... I have been looking for someone to drill a hole in the side of my Estate for me  :D  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 15 June 2008, 23:14:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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