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Give your wife a compliment.
« on: 07 July 2014, 13:04:52 »
A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I'm fat, I'm ugly, and I'm unattractive. Please give me a compliment to make me feel better about myself."

He replies...."your eyesight is excellent dear"...... :y




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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #1 on: 07 July 2014, 13:52:20 »
There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #2 on: 07 July 2014, 14:58:48 »
Quote from: Taxi Al on 07 July 2014, 13:52:20
There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #3 on: 07 July 2014, 15:17:55 »
Quote from: Monsieur Guffer on 07 July 2014, 14:58:48
Quote from: Taxi Al on 07 July 2014, 13:52:20
There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2 were clearly far more measured in their reactions ;D

Mrs Opti 3 would, at a guess be younger, and therefore more volatile  :-\
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #4 on: 07 July 2014, 15:28:04 »
Quote from: Taxi Al on 07 July 2014, 15:17:55
Quote from: Monsieur Guffer on 07 July 2014, 14:58:48
Quote from: Taxi Al on 07 July 2014, 13:52:20
There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2 were clearly far more measured in their reactions ;D

Mrs Opti 3 would, at a guess be younger, and therefore more volatile  :-\

Or deaf possibly ??? :D :D :D ;D
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #5 on: 07 July 2014, 15:30:03 »
 ;D selectively so if The Lap Top Incident was anything to go by ::)
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #6 on: 07 July 2014, 17:51:24 »
If I were to give my wife a compliment, she would be watching me likke a hawk for weeks afterwards, convinced I was up to something!
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #7 on: 07 July 2014, 18:24:49 »
And dont buy chocolates for them  ::)
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #8 on: 07 July 2014, 19:47:31 »
Its probably better than saying her hot sister is better looking....
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #9 on: 08 July 2014, 14:12:39 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 July 2014, 19:47:31
Its probably better than saying her hot sister is better looking....

No chance of that with my missus
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #10 on: 08 July 2014, 17:50:59 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 07 July 2014, 13:04:52
A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I'm fat, I'm ugly, and I'm unattractive. Please give me a compliment to make me feel better about myself."

He replies...."your eyesight is excellent dear"...... :y

I'm sure she will take it very well Dr Bobbitt. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Give your wife a compliment.
« Reply #11 on: 10 July 2014, 06:51:19 »
i always did but to late now :( :(
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