[size=12]The Obituary of Common Sense
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told
me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he
was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed
by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of
silence in remembrance, for Common Sense had served us all so well
for so many generations.
Obituary
Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old
he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic
red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable
lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early
bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my
fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not
children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old
boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his
condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing
the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children. It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a Band aide to
a student, but could not inform the parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live when religions became businesses
and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common
Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a
little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust;
his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son,
Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights,
Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.[/size]
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