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M16

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Headache
« on: 02 July 2008, 21:48:50 »
A guy is out with his mates has a few drinks and is feeling rather fruity, but being true to his wife, he goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What the hell did you put in my mouth?"

He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."
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Re: Headache
« Reply #1 on: 02 July 2008, 21:50:46 »
PMSL   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Headache
« Reply #2 on: 02 July 2008, 21:50:50 »
Good tactics!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Headache
« Reply #3 on: 02 July 2008, 21:56:29 »
LOL  ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Headache
« Reply #4 on: 02 July 2008, 22:02:27 »
The old ones are still ......  the old ones .   :y :y :y :y :y

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Re: Headache
« Reply #5 on: 02 July 2008, 22:06:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Headache
« Reply #6 on: 02 July 2008, 22:17:11 »
Has he never heard of a pillow and a good lawyer  ;D
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