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NIP recieved
« on: 01 May 2015, 11:03:00 »

We recieved a NIP for the Leaf today ::)

Then we worked out who it was.  I was convinced it was me as I had had a momentary laspe of concentration going through Sunningdale one day and also because I get told off a lot for 'driving to the conditions' shall we say.

Imagine how I felt when it turned out not to be me ::) 8)
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Re: NIP recieved
« Reply #1 on: 01 May 2015, 11:10:30 »

We recieved a NIP for the Leaf today ::)

Then we worked out who it was.  I was convinced it was me as I had had a momentary laspe of concentration going through Sunningdale one day and also because I get told off a lot for 'driving to the conditions' shall we say.

Imagine how I felt when it turned out not to be me ::) 8)

Please clarify for the 'thickies' amongst us, Mr Guffer.
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Re: NIP recieved
« Reply #2 on: 01 May 2015, 11:39:54 »

NIP = Notice of Intended Prosecution  :o :o
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Re: NIP recieved
« Reply #3 on: 01 May 2015, 12:00:18 »

Imagine how I felt when it turned out not to be me ::) 8)

Smug, briefly, followed by a sharp pain to the "gentleman vegetables" when you pointed it out? ::)
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Re: NIP recieved
« Reply #4 on: 01 May 2015, 12:01:10 »

Imagine how I felt when it turned out not to be me ::) 8)

Smug, briefly, followed by a sharp pain to the "gentleman vegetables" when you pointed it out? ::)

It took all my strength to not appear as smug as I felt.

The man-veg are intact  ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 01 May 2015, 13:39:50 »

Imagine how I felt when it turned out not to be me ::) 8)

Smug, briefly, followed by a sharp pain to the "gentleman vegetables" when you pointed it out? ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

So how fast does a milk float go, exactly?
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Re: NIP recieved
« Reply #6 on: 01 May 2015, 14:16:11 »

Imagine how I felt when it turned out not to be me ::) 8)

Smug, briefly, followed by a sharp pain to the "gentleman vegetables" when you pointed it out? ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

So how fast does a milk float go, exactly?

Was Ernie driving? ;D
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Re: NIP recieved
« Reply #7 on: 01 May 2015, 14:29:27 »

Imagine how I felt when it turned out not to be me ::) 8)

Smug, briefly, followed by a sharp pain to the "gentleman vegetables" when you pointed it out? ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

So how fast does a milk float go, exactly?

Fast enough to loose your license, even on the motorway :)
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« Reply #8 on: 01 May 2015, 15:28:35 »

Should have a picture of a duracell bunny on the back, working it up a bent-over panda, if you see the significance. ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 01 May 2015, 15:33:14 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: NIP recieved
« Reply #10 on: 01 May 2015, 15:58:17 »

Imagine how I felt when it turned out not to be me ::) 8)

Smug, briefly, followed by a sharp pain to the "gentleman vegetables" when you pointed it out? ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

So how fast does a milk float go, exactly?

Fast enough to loose your license, even on the motorway :)
I was going to post: 105, once...

But won't is it might be close to the mark... :o
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Re: NIP recieved
« Reply #11 on: 01 May 2015, 17:31:46 »

As long as she doesn't explain to you, that she seems to get a flash of lightening at the same place every time she drives through Sunningdale. :o :o :o

A friend's wife did this when a new speed camera was set up on her commute in the local town. It was a real nuisance for her husband to drop her off and pick her up for a few weeks, when she paid the price! :o :o :o
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