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Brian T

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Re: joke
« Reply #15 on: 10 July 2008, 18:10:39 »
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Sex is like maths.

you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs,

Leave the solution- and pray you don't multiply ;D ;D

Brilliant!

I was always told in Maths that you should always have a rubber on the end of your pencil to save making mistakes
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Re: joke
« Reply #16 on: 10 July 2008, 18:14:34 »
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Sex is like maths.

you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs,

Leave the solution- and pray you don't multiply ;D ;D

Brilliant!

I was always told in Maths that you should always have a rubber on the end of your pencil to save making mistakes


LoL , yeh i was told that to but i never use it ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #17 on: 10 July 2008, 19:11:11 »
Very funny. I like a good joke. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 10 July 2008, 19:29:58 »
excellent jokes. made me laugh. the missus really enjoyed them. :y :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #19 on: 10 July 2008, 19:37:32 »
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Sex is like maths.

you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs,

Leave the solution- and pray you don't multiply ;D ;D

Brilliant!

I was always told in Maths that you should always have a rubber on the end of your pencil to save making mistakes


Don't be a fool...

Vulcanise your tool!

 ;D

Kevin
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Re: joke
« Reply #20 on: 10 July 2008, 19:42:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 10 July 2008, 20:11:18 »
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Sex is like maths.

you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs,

Leave the solution- and pray you don't multiply ;D ;D

Brilliant!

I was always told in Maths that you should always have a rubber on the end of your pencil to save making mistakes


Don't be a fool...

Vulcanise your tool!

 ;D

Kevin

brings tears to my legs.....eyes :'(
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Re: joke
« Reply #22 on: 10 July 2008, 20:12:50 »
Oh dear.....  ;D

It all adds up now....
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