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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #15 on: 26 July 2008, 19:20:10 »
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Actually its not Polish, letters look more like Russian to me.

But still good fun :y



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Where ever the count takes us  :D :D LOL

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Moscow?


Couldn't go there -- one of my cousins is (was) a white russian countess ---- the reds would have us shot !!!!!! :o

I thought all that finished years ago, any way their far to busy shooting each other!
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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #16 on: 26 July 2008, 19:22:50 »
Oh No -- they hold a grudge a long time do these peasants !!!!
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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #17 on: 26 July 2008, 19:36:07 »
Oh I love the Russians!! They are real good people. Heart of the earth  :y
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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #18 on: 26 July 2008, 19:50:31 »
That was funny,  :y
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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #19 on: 26 July 2008, 19:56:29 »

[size=12]Salami Slicer

Bill worked in a Salami factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the Salami slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the Salami slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the Salami slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."[/size]
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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #20 on: 26 July 2008, 20:00:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thats cool!  :y :y
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« Reply #21 on: 26 July 2008, 20:18:35 »
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[size=12]Salami Slicer

Bill worked in a Salami factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his thingy into the Salami slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my thingy into the Salami slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the Salami slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."[/size]


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #22 on: 26 July 2008, 20:46:10 »
brilliant  ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #23 on: 26 July 2008, 21:36:10 »
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::) Go on, slip her a sausage it`s just the tastiest gift! ;D


As ever --- a poetic way with words  :P
Yep, she is proof of the existence of the 'Wordsmith'. A mythical person who has honed their word skills to the point that any word can be pulled from the firmament - at will. While mere mortals fall by the wayside, paralysed by not being able to recall 'whassatword'.

And a small combination of deftly chosen words can be assembled instantly that can devastate the ego of all but the most egotistical posters.

We watch in pleasue and awe the postings of the Wordsmith.

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« Reply #24 on: 26 July 2008, 22:07:22 »
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::) Go on, slip her a sausage it`s just the tastiest gift! ;D


As ever --- a poetic way with words  :P
Yep, she is proof of the existence of the 'Wordsmith'. A mythical person who has honed their word skills to the point that any word can be pulled from the firmament - at will. While mere mortals fall by the wayside, paralysed by not being able to recall 'whassatword'.

And a small combination of deftly chosen words can be assembled instantly that can devastate the ego of all but the most egotistical posters.

We watch in pleasue and awe the postings of the Wordsmith.


Not a bad attempt at wordsmithing yourself there mate ---- ooooh, I feel sooo inadequate  :-[
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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #25 on: 27 July 2008, 00:13:31 »
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::) Go on, slip her a sausage it`s just the tastiest gift! ;D
Really Debs, i'm shocked. Such words from a Dame!!! :-/
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« Reply #26 on: 27 July 2008, 00:15:50 »
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::) Go on, slip her a sausage it`s just the tastiest gift! ;D
Really Debs, i'm shocked. Such words from a Dame!!! :-/


Still cracks me up just reading it.  My ribs are hurting from laughing again.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Guess the nationality
« Reply #27 on: 27 July 2008, 01:30:27 »
thats good, very funny.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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