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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........sitting in a tree.

        K-I-S-S-I-N-G..........


If Mrs May wants a favourable trade deal with the US I suggest she follow the example set by Ms. Lewinsky and drop to her knees in front of the new president.

I'm pretty sure that Mr Trump is happy to mix business with pleasure.

[Bigron]

Yes, and I'm sure that Trump is rich enough to splash out on a new coat for her, if history repeats itself! 

Ron.

[Varche]

So what do you want her to do?

Sit on her thumb?

Sulk in a corner?

Beg the EU to give us a good deal?

Dont forget that British businesses are right now selling stuff to both the EU and the US.

[STEMO]

So what do you want her to do?

Sit on her thumb?

Sulk in a corner?

Beg the EU to give us a good deal?

Dont forget that British businesses are right now selling stuff to both the EU and the US.

Yes, El Varche, the USA is our biggest export market, whereas we are only their fifth biggest. On your knees and open wide, Theresa.   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So what do you want her to do?

Sit on her thumb?

Sulk in a corner?

Beg the EU to give us a good deal?

Dont forget that British businesses are right now selling stuff to both the EU and the US.

Yes, El Varche, the USA is our biggest export market, whereas we are only their fifth biggest. On your knees and open wide, Theresa.   

The thought of his wrinkly little knob surrounded by a thatch of ginger pubes is enough to put me into therapy.

Be brave Thersea. Just suck hard and think of England.

[STEMO]

So what do you want her to do?

Sit on her thumb?

Sulk in a corner?

Beg the EU to give us a good deal?

Dont forget that British businesses are right now selling stuff to both the EU and the US.

Yes, El Varche, the USA is our biggest export market, whereas we are only their fifth biggest. On your knees and open wide, Theresa.   

The thought of his wrinkly little knob surrounded by a thatch of ginger pubes is enough to put me into therapy.

Be brave Thersea. Just suck hard and think of England.

Hope he puts it on YouTube.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Expect a tweet.

[STEMO]

Expect a tweet.

What? From Theresa's arse as he pulls the red boy out?