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« on: 06 August 2008, 21:23:57 »
Mr smith gets an attractive new secretary, Miss Jones.

One day, while taking dictation, she notices his fly is open.

Mr smith, she says quietly, 'Your barrack door is open,

He doesn't understand her remark but later he looks down and see his

zipper is undone.

Deciding to have some fun, he asks , by the way, Miss Jones,

When you saw my barrack door open, did you happen to see a

Soldier standing to attention?

Why no, mr smith, she replies,

All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags.....

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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 06 August 2008, 21:27:43 »
Is that Maria Jones..... ::) ::) ;) ;)

Or should I call you Miss Jones  :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 06 August 2008, 21:44:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 06 August 2008, 21:53:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y very good.
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 06 August 2008, 22:10:35 »
Not bad :) :)
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 06 August 2008, 23:05:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 07 August 2008, 00:13:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: 07 August 2008, 06:33:39 »
Groan!

Go burn a bra!  ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #8 on: 07 August 2008, 08:06:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 07 August 2008, 09:38:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #10 on: 07 August 2008, 10:45:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #11 on: 07 August 2008, 10:55:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y
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