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maria

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Joke
« on: 09 August 2008, 20:25:52 »
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.

As they're about to make love, the male duck says 'oh, we haven't got any condoms.

I'll ring down for room service, He calls the reception and asks for

some comdoms to be sent up, Ok , sir, the women says

shall i put them on your bill?

Of course not, the duck replies, I'll suffocate!
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 09 August 2008, 20:28:16 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 09 August 2008, 20:51:46 »
 ;D ;D I'll tell that to my mam, she'll like that one  :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 09 August 2008, 20:56:33 »
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Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.

As they're about to make love, the male duck says 'oh, we haven't got any condoms.

I'll ring down for room service, He calls the reception and asks for

some comdoms to be sent up, Ok , sir, the women says

shall i put them on your bill?

Of course not, the duck replies, I'll suffocate!

Excellent :y
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