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Some Short Jokes
« on: 09 August 2008, 20:15:36 »
Teacher:  Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Re: Some Short Jokes
« Reply #1 on: 09 August 2008, 20:16:07 »
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
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Re: Some Short Jokes
« Reply #2 on: 09 August 2008, 20:17:18 »
Brilliant ;D
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Re: Some Short Jokes
« Reply #3 on: 09 August 2008, 20:17:26 »
Teacher:  What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
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Re: Some Short Jokes
« Reply #4 on: 09 August 2008, 20:18:01 »
A:  Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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« Reply #5 on: 09 August 2008, 20:18:39 »
Man:  I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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« Reply #6 on: 09 August 2008, 20:18:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 09 August 2008, 20:19:14 »
Son:  Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Re: Some Short Jokes
« Reply #8 on: 09 August 2008, 20:19:46 »
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A:  Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Some Short Jokes
« Reply #9 on: 09 August 2008, 20:19:52 »
Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
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« Reply #10 on: 09 August 2008, 20:21:09 »
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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« Reply #11 on: 09 August 2008, 20:21:41 »
Teacher:  Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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« Reply #12 on: 09 August 2008, 22:19:35 »
They are all good ones  :y ;D
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