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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #15 on: 09 August 2008, 20:18:00 »
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

Q: What do you get if you lie under a cow?
A: A pat on the back.
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #16 on: 09 August 2008, 20:23:16 »
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

Q: What do you get if you lie under a cow?
A: A pat on the back.
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #17 on: 09 August 2008, 20:25:02 »
A:  Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #18 on: 09 August 2008, 21:21:18 »
A 17 year old "street yoof" is in court yet again. The judge adjourns the case for 28 days telling the "yoof" if he has'nt found gameful employment by then he'll be sent down. The "yoof" flicks his hoodie up & leaves court. Walking along the street he sees a sign advertising jobs in IT. He grudgingly shuffles in to enquire & is asked how much computer experience he has. "None" he mumbles "you has a sign sayin' jobs innit".....COAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-[
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #19 on: 10 August 2008, 20:37:08 »
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A:  Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "We have a whiskey named after you."
The horse replies,"What? Brian?"
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