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Job Application ( Funny???)
« on: 28 August 2008, 20:45:39 »
Job Application.


My Rezimay
Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low. .








Employer's response:
Dear Peggy May,
Please start on Monday, we have spell check.

 ;D ;D
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Re: Job Application ( Funny???)
« Reply #1 on: 28 August 2008, 20:48:04 »
HIRED, when can you start.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Job Application ( Funny???)
« Reply #2 on: 28 August 2008, 20:49:09 »
Peggy May does indeed start on Monday, then on Tuesday sends in a sick note signing her off work for 3 months due to back pain.
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Re: Job Application ( Funny???)
« Reply #3 on: 28 August 2008, 20:49:26 »
Had the same pic on an illussion quiz once.

Apparently there's a tower in the background.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Job Application ( Funny???)
« Reply #4 on: 28 August 2008, 20:49:34 »
I'd give her one  ::)
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Re: Job Application ( Funny???)
« Reply #5 on: 28 August 2008, 20:52:02 »
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Had the same pic on an illussion quiz once.

Apparently there's a tower in the background.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
So there is. Must be Toronto
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