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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #15 on: 06 December 2024, 17:21:16 »
Yes hearing shit like that certainly helps with demolition jobs👍🤣
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« Reply #16 on: 06 December 2024, 17:42:05 »
On a brighter note, perhaps this LINK will help explain the modern world
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #17 on: 06 December 2024, 17:54:24 »
Quote from: Nick W on 06 December 2024, 17:42:05
On a brighter note, perhaps this LINK will help explain the modern world

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She’s not wrong.  :y ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 06 December 2024, 18:20:34 »
Quote from: Nick W on 06 December 2024, 17:42:05
On a brighter note, perhaps this LINK will help explain the modern world
She's absolutely 'A bit of how's yer father'in correct  ;D
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #19 on: 06 December 2024, 18:29:27 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 05 December 2024, 19:51:35
Arise Sir Sadiq Khan!  :-X                                   
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He has risen, he’s just very short.  ::) ;D

Him being honoured is nothing more than a jolly old pals act. Nobody seriously believes he’s worthy of it.  ::)  Since his Mayorship, London has degenerated into an even bigger shithole than it was before. I doubt anyone feels safe walking alone there anymore.
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #20 on: 06 December 2024, 21:05:11 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2024, 12:18:25
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Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2024, 12:02:45
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Quote from: Rangie on 05 December 2024, 21:35:25
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.

I must learn to read previous posts. >:D
You haven't bothered for about fifteen years, why start now?  ;D

Diversity and inclusion is the lefty mantra.

But it won't be very inclusive when 95% of all boys born in Britain are called Mohammed ( or spelling variations on the name) by, say, 2060.

Fortunately for me and everyone else on here we'll all be six feet under by then. ::)


Not me, i'm getting barbequed. :D
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