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Mr Skrunts

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Jokes - Post your Bumper Stickers Here
« on: 23 September 2008, 10:19:40 »
[size=14]Bumper Stickers


** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

** No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit.

** Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.

** Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

** Taxation WITH representation Ain't so hot, either!

** White water... It's all over when the First Lady sings.

** Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?[/size]
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Re: Jokes - Post your Bumper Stickers Here
« Reply #1 on: 23 September 2008, 10:23:59 »
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Re: Jokes - Post your Bumper Stickers Here
« Reply #2 on: 23 September 2008, 11:46:26 »
I like the one that says....

                   I am not an alcoholic

                    I'm a drunk
 
                    Alcoholics go to meetings :y :D

    
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Re: Jokes - Post your Bumper Stickers Here
« Reply #3 on: 23 September 2008, 11:48:23 »
i followed a mondeo this morning with a sticker on the back saying
mother-in-law in the boot
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just need to tax the tank now:)
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