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Richie London

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good luck for once and twice
« on: 27 September 2008, 13:36:41 »
1.  fixed penalty notice(speeding fine in march)

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i acknowledge receipt of your licence, however i must advise you that the statutory time limit on this type of offence has now expired.
the police have therefore decided to withdraw  the matter and issue with a warning on this matter. however, should a similar incident occur again the police may decide to disperse with the fixed enalty offer and take the matter direct to a magistrate court to remain within the limits.

you should look on this as good fortune. your documents are hereby returned to you.

2. i lost 60 quid thurs night. was a bit drunk money fell out the washing machine this morning when i emptied it.


im gonna stick a fiver on the lottery tonight, just in case  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: good luck for once and twice
« Reply #1 on: 27 September 2008, 13:50:58 »
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1.  fixed penalty notice(speeding fine in march)

quote:
i acknowledge receipt of your licence, however i must advise you that the statutory time limit on this type of offence has now expired.
the police have therefore decided to withdraw  the matter and issue with a warning on this matter. however, should a similar incident occur again the police may decide to disperse with the fixed enalty offer and take the matter direct to a magistrate court to remain within the limits.

you should look on this as good fortune. your documents are hereby returned to you.

2. i lost 60 quid thurs night. was a bit drunk money fell out the washing machine this morning when i emptied it.


im gonna stick a fiver on the lottery tonight, just in case  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Shame you have missed the £100m on offer on the European Lottery! :P :P  Still who knows about your chances tonight; I always believe of fate running in three's!! :D :D :D ;)

Good luck to you!! :y :y :y :y
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Re: good luck for once and twice
« Reply #2 on: 27 September 2008, 15:34:38 »
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1.  fixed penalty notice(speeding fine in march)

quote:
i acknowledge receipt of your licence, however i must advise you that the statutory time limit on this type of offence has now expired.
the police have therefore decided to withdraw  the matter and issue with a warning on this matter. however, should a similar incident occur again the police may decide to disperse with the fixed enalty offer and take the matter direct to a magistrate court to remain within the limits.

you should look on this as good fortune. your documents are hereby returned to you.

2. i lost 60 quid thurs night. was a bit drunk money fell out the washing machine this morning when i emptied it.


im gonna stick a fiver on the lottery tonight, just in case  ;D ;D ;D ;D

you didn't get fined £60, then you lost £60?

that karma's a bitch  ;D
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Re: good luck for once and twice
« Reply #3 on: 27 September 2008, 16:49:18 »
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1.  fixed penalty notice(speeding fine in march)

quote:
i acknowledge receipt of your licence, however i must advise you that the statutory time limit on this type of offence has now expired.
the police have therefore decided to withdraw  the matter and issue with a warning on this matter. however, should a similar incident occur again the police may decide to disperse with the fixed enalty offer and take the matter direct to a magistrate court to remain within the limits.

you should look on this as good fortune. your documents are hereby returned to you.

2. i lost 60 quid thurs night. was a bit drunk money fell out the washing machine this morning when i emptied it.


im gonna stick a fiver on the lottery tonight, just in case  ;D ;D ;D ;D

you didn't get fined £60, then you lost £60?

that karma's a pregnant dog  ;D

Thought he'd lost it... It fell out of the machine this morning!!!

Isn't money laundering illegal? ::) ::) :D :D
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Re: good luck for once and twice
« Reply #4 on: 27 September 2008, 19:02:56 »
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1.  fixed penalty notice(speeding fine in march)

quote:
i acknowledge receipt of your licence, however i must advise you that the statutory time limit on this type of offence has now expired.
the police have therefore decided to withdraw  the matter and issue with a warning on this matter. however, should a similar incident occur again the police may decide to disperse with the fixed enalty offer and take the matter direct to a magistrate court to remain within the limits.

you should look on this as good fortune. your documents are hereby returned to you.

2. i lost 60 quid thurs night. was a bit drunk money fell out the washing machine this morning when i emptied it.


im gonna stick a fiver on the lottery tonight, just in case  ;D ;D ;D ;D

you didn't get fined £60, then you lost £60?

that karma's a pregnant dog  ;D

Bet u have a win on the lottery tonite - £60  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: good luck for once and twice
« Reply #5 on: 28 September 2008, 19:19:43 »
forgot to do the lottery last night  ::) ::)
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Re: good luck for once and twice
« Reply #6 on: 28 September 2008, 21:54:21 »
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1.  fixed penalty notice(speeding fine in march)

quote:
i acknowledge receipt of your licence, however i must advise you that the statutory time limit on this type of offence has now expired.
the police have therefore decided to withdraw  the matter and issue with a warning on this matter. however, should a similar incident occur again the police may decide to disperse with the fixed enalty offer and take the matter direct to a magistrate court to remain within the limits.

you should look on this as good fortune. your documents are hereby returned to you.

2. i lost 60 quid thurs night. was a bit drunk money fell out the washing machine this morning when i emptied it.


im gonna stick a fiver on the lottery tonight, just in case  ;D ;D ;D ;D

you didn't get fined £60, then you lost £60?

that karma's a pregnant dog  ;D

Thought he'd lost it... It fell out of the machine this morning!!!

Isn't money laundering illegal? ::) ::) :D :D

 :) :) :y
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