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Guppy

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Medical Alert!!!
« on: 10 December 2008, 17:23:16 »
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted  orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
 
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or all of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE), Complete Health And Mind Purging Anti Guilt Negating Enzyme (CHAMPAGNE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Resource (BEER). Take the antidote  repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
 

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Re: Medical Alert!!!
« Reply #1 on: 10 December 2008, 17:42:14 »
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Re: Medical Alert!!!
« Reply #2 on: 10 December 2008, 19:27:11 »
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