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pet croc
« on: 11 December 2008, 11:02:11 »

A Drover walks into a bar with

a pet crocodile by his side.



He puts the crocodile up on the bar.  

He turns to the astonished patrons.

'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place
my manhood inside.



Then the croc will close his

mouth for one minute.  



'Then he'll open his mouth

and I'll remove my unit unscathed.

In return for witnessing this

spectacle,

each of you will buy me a drink.'





The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar,

dropped his trousers,

and placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open
mouth.

The
croc closed his mouth

as the crowd gasped.

After a minute,

the man grabbed a beer

bottle and smacked the

crocodile hard on the top of

its head



The croc opened his mouth

and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.



The crowd cheered,

and the first of his free

drinks were delivered.





The
man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try.'



A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the
back of the bar.



A blonde woman timidly

Spoke up..........

'I'll try it -

Just don't hit me so hard

with the beer bottle!'
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Re: pet croc
« Reply #1 on: 11 December 2008, 11:04:17 »

Yes ...very funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: pet croc
« Reply #2 on: 11 December 2008, 11:04:51 »

ha ha good one  ;D ;D
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Re: pet croc
« Reply #3 on: 11 December 2008, 11:15:56 »

IAPMS  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I like that one :y :y :y
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