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Richie London

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xmas cracker jokes, we love them
« on: 19 December 2008, 20:22:01 »
What's the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike
 :-X :-X ;D ;D

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Re: xmas cracker jokes, we love them
« Reply #1 on: 19 December 2008, 21:18:50 »
Whats yellow and dangerous ......Shark infested custard  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: xmas cracker jokes, we love them
« Reply #2 on: 19 December 2008, 22:02:09 »
What is the strongest bird in the world............the crane
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« Reply #3 on: 19 December 2008, 22:22:56 »
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What's the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike
 :-X :-X ;D ;D



What's the second fastest thing in the water ?

A motor pike and side carp.
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Re: xmas cracker jokes, we love them
« Reply #4 on: 19 December 2008, 22:31:49 »
on which side do chickens have the most feathers?
the outside  :)
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