A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
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> She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to
> the counter.
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> The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.
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> She says, 'Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'
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> He says, 'Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
> counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
> sound it makes.'
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> She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
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> He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
> and 10-lb.test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale
> this week for £44.'
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> She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
> dropping on the counter. I'll take it!'
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> As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
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> 'Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,' he says.
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> As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.
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> At first, she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the
> blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.
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> The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be £58.50 please.'
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> The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me it was
> on sale for £44. How did you get to £58.50?'
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> He replies, 'Yes Madam, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is
> £11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50.
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