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Pefect Husband [ Joke ]
« on: 21 January 2009, 19:48:06 »

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Re: Pefect Husband [ Joke ]
« Reply #1 on: 21 January 2009, 19:51:50 »

excellent ;D ;D
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Re: Pefect Husband [ Joke ]
« Reply #2 on: 21 January 2009, 19:52:47 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Good one  :y
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Re: Pefect Husband [ Joke ]
« Reply #3 on: 21 January 2009, 19:52:53 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Even the girlfriend liked that one.  :y
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Re: Pefect Husband [ Joke ]
« Reply #4 on: 21 January 2009, 20:16:22 »

 :-? ;D ;D :y
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Re: Pefect Husband [ Joke ]
« Reply #5 on: 21 January 2009, 20:55:47 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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