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A christian bear
« on: 31 January 2009, 10:18:24 »

An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

  

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

  


At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
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'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'


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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #1 on: 31 January 2009, 10:24:03 »

 ;D ;D ;D bloomin good that one.  :y
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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #2 on: 31 January 2009, 10:24:32 »

love it ;D ;D
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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #3 on: 31 January 2009, 10:33:39 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #4 on: 31 January 2009, 10:36:36 »

 ;D ;D;D ;D
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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #5 on: 31 January 2009, 10:43:34 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #6 on: 31 January 2009, 11:12:48 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #7 on: 31 January 2009, 12:07:42 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #8 on: 31 January 2009, 13:22:59 »

 ;D ;D ;D [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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Re: A christian bear
« Reply #9 on: 01 February 2009, 10:12:40 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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