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Dave-C

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Fly on the wall
« on: 03 March 2009, 21:40:44 »
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly[ch65533]






A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.[ch65533]

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh.[ch65533] Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied .[ch65533]


































Intrigued, she asked,[ch65533]"How can you tell them apart?"[ch65533]

He replied, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

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Do it right, do it once................

nick v6

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Re: Fly on the wall
« Reply #1 on: 03 March 2009, 21:41:45 »
never herd that one before
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fly on the wall
« Reply #2 on: 03 March 2009, 21:42:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Fly on the wall
« Reply #3 on: 03 March 2009, 21:43:05 »
lol ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fly on the wall
« Reply #4 on: 03 March 2009, 21:49:03 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Fly on the wall
« Reply #5 on: 03 March 2009, 22:02:44 »
On the fly theme ...... What's the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits your windscreen ?





It's arse  ::)
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Re: Fly on the wall
« Reply #6 on: 03 March 2009, 22:12:10 »
LOL  ;D ;D ;D  :y
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