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Welung666

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Lunchtime joke...
« on: 10 March 2009, 13:31:29 »
Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park where cars and coaches can park.
There was also a nice bloke with a hat and ticket machine charging cars and coaches . This parking attendant worked there for about 25 years , then one day didn't turn up for work...
Ho hum say Bristol Zoo management - Better phone up Bristol City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant......
Err no say the Council...That car park is your responsibility...
Err no say Bristol Zoo the attendant was employed by you wasn't he....
Err NO!!!!

Meanwhile in his villa in Spain is a bloke who had been taking the car park takings for Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years was haviong his first cocktail of the day!
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Re: Lunchtime joke...
« Reply #1 on: 10 March 2009, 13:51:31 »
 ::) ::) ::) :y
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Welung666

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Re: Lunchtime joke...
« Reply #2 on: 10 March 2009, 13:53:28 »
True story BTW  :o They're waiting to see if Spain will extradite him  :o :o :D
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Re: Lunchtime joke...
« Reply #3 on: 10 March 2009, 14:03:16 »
Brilliant    ;D ;D
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Welung666

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Re: Lunchtime joke...
« Reply #4 on: 10 March 2009, 14:11:28 »
Wish I'd thought of it! ;D
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Re: Lunchtime joke...
« Reply #5 on: 10 March 2009, 14:14:12 »
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True story BTW  :o They're waiting to see if Spain will extradite him  :o :o :D

Prob an urban myth, but a damn good one!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lunchtime joke...
« Reply #6 on: 10 March 2009, 19:40:16 »
Easily done ---- they did this on TV a while back ..... chap put an out of order sign on the ticket machine, poppped on a high vis jacket and stood there "selling" tickets for motorists to put in their windscreens ---  legged it after an hour, but got £70 .... on to the next park......
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Re: Lunchtime joke...
« Reply #7 on: 10 March 2009, 21:51:39 »
Nice work if you can get away with it!!! :D
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Re: Lunchtime joke...
« Reply #8 on: 11 March 2009, 19:35:05 »
 :y :y :y :y
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