1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
4. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
5. If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
7. Is there another word for synonym?
8. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?'
9. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
10. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
11. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
12. Why do they lock petrol station toilets? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
13. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
14. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
15. If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
16. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
17. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
18. How is it possible to have a civil war?
19. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
20. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
21. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?
22. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
23. If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times do they become disoriented?
24. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?
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