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Re: What do
« Reply #15 on: 05 April 2009, 09:15:40 »
what do you call a woman with egg and bacon on her chin??
cathy

what do you call a man with a lump of meat on his head??
hamed

what do you call a man with a bag over his head??
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Re: What do
« Reply #16 on: 05 April 2009, 10:41:16 »
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?  ..... Sir !
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Re: What do
« Reply #17 on: 05 April 2009, 11:49:55 »
What do you call a woman juggling a crate of beer,

Beatrix ::)

What about a bloke nodding his head with a piece of meat and a lawn mower on it,

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Re: What do
« Reply #18 on: 05 April 2009, 11:55:47 »
What do you call an MX5 with a sunroof................A skip :D :D :D
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Re: What do
« Reply #19 on: 05 April 2009, 13:29:52 »
What do you call a woman who burns her electric,gas,telephone and council tax bills?.....................Bernadette!

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