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rude joke nws
« on: 05 April 2009, 16:50:37 »

Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.

Mick says 'how you doin?'

Paddy says ' do us a favour, nip upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.'

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed .

He says 'your dad's sent me up here to shag the both of you '.

They say 'get away with ya.. Prove it.'

Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'

Paddy shouts back 'of course both of em, what's the point of f@ckin one?'
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« Reply #1 on: 05 April 2009, 17:17:27 »

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: rude joke Skrunties sex maniac thread
« Reply #2 on: 05 April 2009, 17:19:46 »

I love a good Irish joke! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: rude joke Skrunties sex maniac thread
« Reply #3 on: 05 April 2009, 17:40:57 »

brilliant  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: rude joke Skrunties sex maniac thread
« Reply #4 on: 05 April 2009, 19:57:08 »

2 birds in the bush!!!!???? :P
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Re: rude joke Skrunties sex maniac thread
« Reply #5 on: 05 April 2009, 20:15:48 »

Bloody word filter, might have to change my name.
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