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Debs.

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Appearances.
« on: 24 April 2009, 20:56:05 »

Man sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.

He concludes that because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. He decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby he trusts, greatly impressing her.

He leans across to her and states the Delta Airlines motto: "We love to fly and it shows".
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks of another.
He leans forward again and this time delivers the Air France motto:
Winning the hearts of the world".
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this third time quoting the Malaysian
Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations".

The woman straightens herself up, looks at him sternly and demands:
"What the opps do you want?".

"Ahah!" the man says, sitting back with a knowing smile on his face....
"Ryanair".
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Re: Appearances.
« Reply #1 on: 24 April 2009, 20:57:04 »

rofl ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Appearances.
« Reply #2 on: 24 April 2009, 20:58:00 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 24 April 2009, 20:58:45 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Bloody hell Debs, i just wet myself ;)
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Re: Appearances.
« Reply #4 on: 24 April 2009, 21:01:02 »

  :y :y
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« Reply #5 on: 24 April 2009, 21:09:42 »

PMSL!!! ;D ;D ;D, nice one Debs.  :y :y :y
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« Reply #6 on: 24 April 2009, 21:25:47 »

that was brilliant debs keep em coming ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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