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Re: nearly shi!tted my pants this morning
« Reply #15 on: 07 May 2009, 20:50:26 »

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gav is that your truck  a daf xf  :y  is that a fridge box on the back :D
XF??? Not unless they have started cutting back. ::)[/quote]
you never know with daf ;D ;D :D
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Re: nearly shi!tted my pants this morning
« Reply #16 on: 07 May 2009, 20:57:03 »

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gav is that your truck  a daf xf  :y  is that a fridge box on the back :D
XF??? Not unless they have started cutting back. ::)
you never know with daf ;D ;D :D[/quote]

Does XF stand for Xtra fcking big?  ;D
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Re: nearly shi!tted my pants this morning
« Reply #17 on: 07 May 2009, 21:53:41 »

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Driving down the A43 this morning, cruise set at just above 80, on my way to the station, i was in work autopilot mode.

Up ahead on the bridge i saw a cop car with its window open and a camera sticking out, i knew i slowed too late as he would have had me way up the road.

Cancelled cruise, slowed to 65, went under the bridge, there is then a slip road on the left, just as i came to it, i saw 2 unmarked police veccyC 3.2's come flying onto the dual carridgeway lights flashing  :o

I pulled into the inside lane, and saw them come flying up behind me...

I knew the cruise was set to 80, so i was prob doing around 75 in reality, and i was thinking 2 cop cars for this?

Anyway to my relief they went flying past me, followed by a 3rd marked veccy estate, and then a 4th Ford Galaxy!  :o

There was a car abounded i passed earlier surrounded by cop cars, so maybe the occupants got a ride and they were chasing that  :-/

Needles to say i was more awake than usual on the rest of the drive  ;D

That's what known in the trade as a tightener, Tunnie ;D ;D ;)

Yeah but which bits of the body you trying to "tighten" Zulu? ;) ;)
try going down the motorway at 90mph an when you see a plod car you will know :y :y :y
or racing a Honda down the M5 ::)

Honda got nicked, I reckon coz I saw copper first and slowed up, just got the finger wag....
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Re: nearly shi!tted my pants this morning
« Reply #18 on: 07 May 2009, 23:16:44 »

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Driving down the A43 this morning, cruise set at just above 80, on my way to the station, i was in work autopilot mode.

Up ahead on the bridge i saw a cop car with its window open and a camera sticking out, i knew i slowed too late as he would have had me way up the road.

Cancelled cruise, slowed to 65, went under the bridge, there is then a slip road on the left, just as i came to it, i saw 2 unmarked police veccyC 3.2's come flying onto the dual carridgeway lights flashing  :o

I pulled into the inside lane, and saw them come flying up behind me...

I knew the cruise was set to 80, so i was prob doing around 75 in reality, and i was thinking 2 cop cars for this?

Anyway to my relief they went flying past me, followed by a 3rd marked veccy estate, and then a 4th Ford Galaxy!  :o

There was a car abounded i passed earlier surrounded by cop cars, so maybe the occupants got a ride and they were chasing that  :-/

Needles to say i was more awake than usual on the rest of the drive  ;D

That's what known in the trade as a tightener, Tunnie ;D ;D ;)

Yeah but which bits of the body you trying to "tighten" Zulu? ;) ;)
try going down the motorway at 90mph an when you see a plod car you will know :y :y :y
or racing a Honda down the M5 ::)

Honda got nicked, I reckon coz I saw copper first and slowed up, just got the finger wag....
i bet the honda driver/rider knows which bits went tight ;D ;D
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Re: nearly shi!tted my pants this morning
« Reply #19 on: 08 May 2009, 09:27:18 »

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i`ve been there too... Got stuck behind a slow female driver, she wouldn`t react to my indicator..
and was doing around 62 on a motorway in outside lane!! so i undertook her.. :-X
1min later =>a mercedes estate with blue lights in grille on my tail...  :o
Now that scared me enough not to undertake again  ::)
i should add- he wasn`t after me  :)

I wasn't aware you were a BMW driver.. ::)
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Re: nearly shi!tted my pants this morning
« Reply #20 on: 08 May 2009, 09:32:53 »

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Driving down the A43 this morning, cruise set at just above 80, on my way to the station, i was in work autopilot mode.

Up ahead on the bridge i saw a cop car with its window open and a camera sticking out, i knew i slowed too late as he would have had me way up the road.

Cancelled cruise, slowed to 65, went under the bridge, there is then a slip road on the left, just as i came to it, i saw 2 unmarked police veccyC 3.2's come flying onto the dual carridgeway lights flashing  :o

I pulled into the inside lane, and saw them come flying up behind me...

I knew the cruise was set to 80, so i was prob doing around 75 in reality, and i was thinking 2 cop cars for this?

Anyway to my relief they went flying past me, followed by a 3rd marked veccy estate, and then a 4th Ford Galaxy!  :o

There was a car abounded i passed earlier surrounded by cop cars, so maybe the occupants got a ride and they were chasing that  :-/

Needles to say i was more awake than usual on the rest of the drive  ;D

That's what known in the trade as a tightener, Tunnie ;D ;D ;)

Yeah but which bits of the body you trying to "tighten" Zulu? ;) ;)
try going down the motorway at 90mph an when you see a plod car you will know :y :y :y
or racing a Honda down the M5 ::)

Honda got nicked, I reckon coz I saw copper first and slowed up, just got the finger wag....
i bet the honda driver/rider knows which bits went tight ;D ;D
Honda was a car - wouldn't have kept up with most bikes...

Let me tell you that mine tightened right up when I saw plod on the slip road  :-[
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