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HolyCount

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Swine flu -- again
« on: 08 May 2009, 09:29:22 »
With swine flu spreading fast kermit the frog wishes he'd used protection before sh*gg*ng miss piggy..... what a muppet!




Bored on your way to work?

on the bus, train, tube?

Pretend you are on your phone and talk about your 4 week trip to mexico. Hang up. Then sneeze.






Wife runs out of petrol and phones her husband.

"I'm scared to fill up cos of this swine flu."

He says" It's in Mexico not f*kin Texaco"

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crazyjoetavola

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Re: Swine flu -- again
« Reply #1 on: 08 May 2009, 11:23:35 »
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With swine flu spreading fast kermit the frog wishes he'd used protection before sh*gg*ng miss piggy..... what a muppet!



 ;D ;D ;D One for the connoisseur, HC :y :y
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Re: Swine flu -- again
« Reply #2 on: 08 May 2009, 11:47:13 »
 ;D ;D ;D Very good!
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« Reply #3 on: 08 May 2009, 11:53:18 »
 ;D ;D ;Dvery good
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Re: Swine flu -- again
« Reply #4 on: 08 May 2009, 12:24:13 »
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With swine flu spreading fast kermit the frog wishes he'd used protection before sh*gg*ng miss piggy..... what a muppet!




Bored on your way to work?

on the bus, train, tube?

Pretend you are on your phone and talk about your 4 week trip to mexico. Hang up. Then sneeze.






Wife runs out of petrol and phones her husband.

"I'm scared to fill up cos of this swine flu."

He says" It's in Mexico not f*kin Texaco"


Brilliant! That's the best one!  ;D

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