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[unlucky alf]

couldnt believe i got a letter from moron brown apologising for all the scandal regarding expenses etc, he basically says he is going to put things right then goes on about helping young people into jobs, which doesnt help me as i dont fall into the catagories listed which are: 16&17 year olds education or training, or guarantee job traing for 18-24 year olds, so does this mean if you are over 25 you are stuffed?, it also goes on about how i must vote labour blah blah blah,[id rather insert a hedgehog ] there is other fairy stories on this letter which i wont bore you with, but it goes to show that if you put your name to any petitions on the no10 site then you are liable to junk mail from the junk male , did anybody else get one of these fairy stories letters?

[STMO123]

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job.


I declined..............of course

[unlucky alf]

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job.


I declined..............of course

why?? she`s o,k with the teeth out

[Martin_1962]

I had something from the clown party - but it is now in the recycle bin

[crazyjoetavola]

couldnt believe i got a letter from moron brown apologising for all the scandal regarding expenses etc, he basically says he is going to put things right then goes on about helping young people into jobs, which doesnt help me as i dont fall into the catagories listed which are: 16&17 year olds education or training, or guarantee job traing for 18-24 year olds, so does this mean if you are over 25 you are stuffed?, it also goes on about how i must vote labour blah blah blah,[id rather insert a hedgehog ] there is other fairy stories on this letter which i wont bore you with, but it goes to show that if you put your name to any petitions on the no10 site then you are liable to junk mail from the junk male , did anybody else get one of these fairy stories letters?

You are unlucky indeed alf, your name and details are now residing on a database somewhere within fortress Downing Street.    After the  Dear Leader sweeps to electorial victory - whenever that might be - expect a very early call from his personal representatives   

Seriously, you couldn't make it up if you tried

[STMO123]

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job.


I declined..............of course

why?? she`s o,k with the teeth out

She may well be, but last time he promised I could take Hazel Blears up the rear. She never even turned up. It's just a big con.

[cem_devecioglu]

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job.


I declined..............of course

those dots says different

[unlucky alf]

yeah i know zulu, ive even got my local MP [Money Pocketter] has listed me as a friend on facebook, that is something i feel he is regretting though as i tend to speak my mind its amazing what they will try but unfortunately for them im not that gullible

[STMO123]

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job.


I declined..............of course

those dots says different

How well you know me

[unlucky alf]

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job.


I declined..............of course

why?? she`s o,k with the teeth out

She may well be, but last time he promised I could take Hazel Blears up the rear. She never even turned up. It's just a big con.

& i thought she was a small lab, mind you ive heard about you & your love [cough] of animals

[Kevin Wood]

If he starts writing to me I'll invest in one of these.

http://www.bluefishshop.co.uk/paper-log--briquette-maker-50-p.asp

 

Kevin