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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« on: 14 July 2009, 02:33:44 »



A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,  "Say Father,
what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be  damned, " Then returned to
his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here
that the Pope does."

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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« Reply #1 on: 14 July 2009, 07:01:47 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« Reply #2 on: 14 July 2009, 07:41:03 »

 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« Reply #3 on: 14 July 2009, 09:54:32 »

 :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« Reply #4 on: 14 July 2009, 10:06:46 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« Reply #5 on: 14 July 2009, 10:18:57 »

very good :y
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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« Reply #6 on: 14 July 2009, 10:24:18 »

Another 3 grinner from dbug ;D ;D ;D
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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« Reply #7 on: 14 July 2009, 11:04:14 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
« Reply #8 on: 14 July 2009, 11:06:30 »

Excellent   ;D ;D
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