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« on: 04 August 2009, 12:00:11 »
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he met President Obama. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said,

"You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."

President Obama said,"Well, anything I can do to help you, I will"

The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Syrians or Lebanese on Star Trek."

President Obama laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back,

"That's because it takes place in the future."

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Re: Risky Joke
« Reply #1 on: 04 August 2009, 12:02:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 04 August 2009, 12:04:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Risque' but very good. :y
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« Reply #3 on: 04 August 2009, 12:06:24 »
lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 04 August 2009, 12:07:00 »
Brilliant ;D ;D
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Re: Risky Joke
« Reply #5 on: 04 August 2009, 12:12:10 »
Nice one mate I like it [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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« Reply #6 on: 04 August 2009, 12:36:01 »
Wars have been started over less than this!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-) 8-)
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« Reply #7 on: 04 August 2009, 23:06:24 »
CLEVER!!! :y
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Re: Risky Joke
« Reply #8 on: 04 August 2009, 23:10:09 »
Good though....... :D :D :D :-X
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