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Re: condoms
« Reply #30 on: 12 August 2009, 20:28:34 »
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Re: condoms
« Reply #31 on: 12 August 2009, 20:39:15 »
I've got a condom phobia. Can't stand the things, cold & clinical like those glove things. Never worn one & never will. Twice i was told to wear it or go without. Both times i respected both our fears regarding unwanted pregnancies, std's etc & went without (much to her surprise each time).
   I wanted too but if i tried i'd have nothing worth putting it on!!! Total passion killers. >:(
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Re: condoms
« Reply #32 on: 12 August 2009, 23:40:41 »
They sure hurt your ears putting them on  :-?
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« Reply #33 on: 12 August 2009, 23:43:39 »
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They sure hurt your ears putting them on  :-?

 ;D ;D it must be one of the funniest sights know to man however ;) ;)
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Re: condoms
« Reply #34 on: 13 August 2009, 01:21:22 »
OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.
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« Reply #35 on: 13 August 2009, 12:13:32 »
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OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

But they are ok for 40,000 times!! :D :D ;)
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Re: condoms
« Reply #36 on: 13 August 2009, 20:03:40 »
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OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

But they are ok for 40,000 times!! :D :D ;)
 

With the teeth on the inside Lizzie!! :o :o

'OUCH'  ;D ;D
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