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[Pete Elite]

Unfortunately not mine, i stole it off the Autobahnstormers .

Tax officer arrives at a synagogue to do their annual audit. Unable to find anything wrong with their accounting practices he starts to quiz the Rabbi on other matters. First he asked "I notice you get through a lot of candles. What do you do with all the wax, are you re-using it to make new candles, thereby avoiding tax on buying new candles?"
"No", said the Rabbi, "We save up all the candle wax and send it back to the factory. When they have enough they send us a discounted box of recycled candles back"
"OK then", said the inspector, "What about the Matzo Balls" You must have a lot of waste there as well, are you re-using the left-overs and avoiding Tax?"
"I'm afraid not", said the Rabbi, "Again we save up all the unused ingredients and send them back to the factory. When they have enough they send us a discounted batch of Matzo Balls back"
"Right", said the Inspector, "I notice you do a lot of circumcisions, what do you do with all the four-skins you cut off?"
"Well", said the Rabbi, "We save them all up and send them off to the Inland Revenue, and once a year they send us a complete prick back"

[Dishevelled Den]

Unfortunately not mine, i stole it off the Autobahnstormers .

Tax officer arrives at a synagogue to do their annual audit. Unable to find anything wrong with their accounting practices he starts to quiz the Rabbi on other matters. First he asked "I notice you get through a lot of candles. What do you do with all the wax, are you re-using it to make new candles, thereby avoiding tax on buying new candles?"
"No", said the Rabbi, "We save up all the candle wax and send it back to the factory. When they have enough they send us a discounted box of recycled candles back"
"OK then", said the inspector, "What about the Matzo Balls" You must have a lot of waste there as well, are you re-using the left-overs and avoiding Tax?"
"I'm afraid not", said the Rabbi, "Again we save up all the unused ingredients and send them back to the factory. When they have enough they send us a discounted batch of Matzo Balls back"
"Right", said the Inspector, "I notice you do a lot of circumcisions, what do you do with all the four-skins you cut off?"
"Well", said the Rabbi, "We save them all up and send them off to the Inland Revenue, and once a year they send us a complete prick back"

  -  wouldn't like to see the size of that willie however

[Ziad]

 

Very good 

[Mr Skrunts]

Probably nicked it off here.  Was posted a few weels ago.