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[STMO999]

I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny!

Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman.

Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I? :-?

Dont be offended. You are 'one of the boys'

[Jimbob]

I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny!

They did miss your turd LJay......

The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!


Purely fiction but that would have been class 

 

Just need to get Jura or Holly to do the honours at Newent, and Ill see what I can do 

[LJay]

I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny!

Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman.

Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I? :-?

Dont be offended. You are 'one of the boys'

Cool!

[Elite Pete]

Excellent

The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push

[LJay]

Excellent

The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push

Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!!

[Elite Pete]

Excellent

The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push

Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!!

You might hear the screams next weekend

[LJay]

Excellent

The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push

Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!!

You might hear the screams next weekend

But for a whole different reason??

[cem_devecioglu]

 :-?

 


thats n important subject and needs more attention.. 

sent the link to friends

[Del Boy]

I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny!

So did my mrs, was a good laugh but who spent there time writing that?

[jereboam]

Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour.  Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest.

[Nickbat]

Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour.  Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest.

You're not letting the side down at all!

Humour means different things to different people. For example, tonight I saw the trailer for the new series of Shooting Stars, a programme I find as funny as a famine. I like toilet humour, and I like black humour and I love Viz Magazine's profanisaurus, but these are not to everyone's liking. Humour is subjective, like art appreciation. No offence meant. 

[jereboam]

Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour.  Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest.

You're not letting the side down at all!

Humour means different things to different people. For example, tonight I saw the trailer for the new series of Shooting Stars, a programme I find as funny as a famine. I like toilet humour, and I like black humour and I love Viz Magazine's profanisaurus, but these are not to everyone's liking. Humour is subjective, like art appreciation. No offence meant. 

I have to agree with you about Shooting Stars.  I have never found Vic Reeves the least bit amusing, and the Reeves and Mortimer partnership is no better.  But Shooting Stars is the absolute pits.  I have never managed to sit through more than 2 minutes of it. 

I watched a bit of The Office the other night, and I still don't find that particularly funny.  And I watched an episode of something called How Not To Live Your Life this evening, and that was dire. 

But I liked Extras, and I can laugh at Two Pints of Lager.  Its all very subjective.