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Will I Live to see 80
« on: 03 September 2009, 19:26:33 »
Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 65)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'


 He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'


Then he asked, 'Do you eat steaks, burgers and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that red meat is unhealthy!'


'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.


He asked, 'Do you gamble, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.   



He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #1 on: 03 September 2009, 19:28:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #2 on: 03 September 2009, 19:30:03 »
agreed.. no reason to live long like that ;D :y
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #3 on: 03 September 2009, 19:30:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #4 on: 03 September 2009, 19:47:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

A right old boring age ;)
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #5 on: 03 September 2009, 21:00:30 »
At the moment ,I think that 65 will be about as far as I want to go before calling it a day.I might not think so if I reach 65 though :-/ ::) :)
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #6 on: 04 September 2009, 01:19:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #7 on: 04 September 2009, 02:25:41 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #8 on: 04 September 2009, 09:24:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Will I Live to see 80
« Reply #9 on: 05 September 2009, 20:47:02 »
 :y
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