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Lotto Win
« on: 13 October 2009, 21:06:16 »
A wife says to her husband, "what would you do if we won on Lotto?"
 
 
 He says, "I'd take half then leave you."
 
 
"Excellent," she replies, "I won £10, here's £5 now F** off!"   

   
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Re: Lotto Win
« Reply #1 on: 13 October 2009, 21:11:29 »
Heard it before, but still just as funny.   ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Lotto Win
« Reply #2 on: 13 October 2009, 21:14:12 »
clever wife , early answer  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Lotto Win
« Reply #3 on: 13 October 2009, 21:15:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Lotto Win
« Reply #4 on: 13 October 2009, 21:37:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Lotto Win
« Reply #5 on: 13 October 2009, 21:51:53 »
very good. :D
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Re: Lotto Win
« Reply #6 on: 14 October 2009, 19:34:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 14 October 2009, 20:20:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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