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[dbug]

A blonde gets a job as a teacher

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids
are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to
speak to him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

'Why?' says the blonde.















































The boy says: "Because I'm the f**king goal keeper"

 
 
 





 

 

[rob in gib]

old one but still true funny

[Dishevelled Den]

  a good one all the same 

[The Red Baron]

like it.

[Ziad]

 

[deviator]

Why do blondes carry see-through lunch boxes?

To tell if they are going to work or coming from work.

[Debs.]

Why do blondes carry see-through lunch boxes?

To tell if they are going to work or coming from work.

  :-?........ .... .... ....

[Dishevelled Den]

Why do blondes carry see-through lunch boxes?

To tell if they are going to work or coming from work.

  :-?........ .... .... ....

....agreed, whilst I found the first gag - and indeed this one - to be amusing, there is a limit.